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Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

During math class

lolsofunny:

killemwithlaughter:

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(lol here!)

(Source: bleshilegend)

Imagine an Earthquake during sex…

sodamnrelatable:

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TURBO BOOST ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg that ^ lmfaoo

ROFL

 

(Source: vcrwheelss)

digidiskette:

fruit-and-flowers:

watch-meshine:

callingoutsexists:

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I’ve never noticed this till now..

Praise: good girl, thats my girl, you go girl

Reprimand: Listen here young lady, As a woman you should…, You’re old enough to know…, You’re a woman now, not a little girl.

I never would have noticed this;

No one ever believed me when I called them on this bullshit. Good to know it’s not just me.

(Source: callingoutbigotry, via carcrashedheartintheblackparade)

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

(via carcrashedheartintheblackparade)